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Getting my QUIT on!; Day 1, one day at a time
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Topic Started: Jan 24 2014, 06:45 PM (10,217 Views)
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Erussell
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Jan 28 2014, 05:22 PM
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- Jan 28, 2014, 3:06 pm
- slug.go
- Jan 28, 2014, 1:03 pm
Just had to share this…Since my quit began I've had the absolute foulest gas of my life. The "If I had a dog, I wouldn't blame this on him" kind of flatulence. I eat super clean, no wheat, no processed food, no fast food. Fighting this bitch, though, has got my bowels in a tectonic shift. A shift so massive that today I nasally assaulted a hottie at the gym. I'm on the treadmill grinding out my cardio and 10 minutes in a 7 face/9 body mounts the treadmill next to mine since it was the only one open at the time. I'm married so I really don't care, give her the nonchalant nod and soldier on. Ten minutes later, iPod streaming, ESPN on the little TV…I feel it coming on. I'm drenched in sweat, 40 minutes to go, trying my best to hold this thing in. Last thing I want to do is shart myself in the gym…I'm wearing shorts, got the visual? Well, I try the one cheek sneak, and it works, a little. But trying to deliver this volume of putrid gas 25ml at a time isn't going to happen. But, I can't go full auto or everyone's going to the E.R. Over the course of the next 15 minutes I delivered a steady stream of putrefaction rivaled only by Fat Bastard. Since the treadmill next to our heroine is now empty, it's obvious that I'm the source. I couldn't blame it on her, she knows…she knows. Alas, their is a limit to her nasal capacity. She gets off her treadmill and GOES DIRECTLY to a now empty one at the end of the line! No fake trip to the can, fake phone call or fake stretching! I was so proud and ashamed at the same time. Guess i need to dye my hair now. But how do you dye a bald spot?
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' I can't even get girls to look at me anymore. Good job!
That's freaking hilarious bro! I remember the gas, in fact I kept it till about day 200. I also eat healthy no fast food, wheat, processed foods! Thanks for sharing that funny event with us! Rock on!
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brettlees
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Jan 28 2014, 06:17 PM
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'crackup' glad its not just me! I still get that sometimes, at day 98. I have a similar diet too. 'crackup'
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Took my freedom back October 23, 2013.
Here's an article that taught me a lot and made me hate the addiction: Nicotine Addiction 101-- newer quitters check it out-- and vets do it too, to breathe new life into your quit!
24 Quitters I have met: Ihatecope, >Pinched<, T-Cell, grizzlyhasclaws, Canvasback, BaseballPlayer, Cbird65, ERDVM, BradleyGuy, Ted, Zeno, AppleJack, Bronc, Knockout, MookieBlaylock, Rdad, 2mch2lv4, MN_Ben, Natro, Lippizaner, Amquash, ChristopherJ, GDubya, Mogul. Each one was a real honor and continues to fortify my resolve to stay QUIT!
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B-loMatt
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Jan 28 2014, 06:36 PM
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You healthy diet guys need to back off the kale and eat some bacon. That's the problem. You eat fruits and veggies all the time and wonder why you shart yourselves. Have a milkshake and a burger once in a while. Also if you are married and don't give a hoot, I think you should let it rip and be proud! You got busted anyway...
Thanks for sharing I almost pissed myself! Quit on.
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I could quit all by myself if I was stranded on an island without any nicotine...
Quitting the KTC way: Learn it, Live it; LOVE it!
"The poison sucks. I hate it. I hated it this morning, I hated it at noon, I hated it at supper and I hate it tonight. I enjoy hating it so much I'm going to wake up tomorrow and start over hating it. I quit with anyone that wants to hate it with me." srans
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Minny
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Jan 28 2014, 06:52 PM
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- Erussell
- Jan 28, 2014, 3:22 pm
- rdad
- Jan 28, 2014, 3:06 pm
- slug.go
- Jan 28, 2014, 1:03 pm
Just had to share this…Since my quit began I've had the absolute foulest gas of my life. The "If I had a dog, I wouldn't blame this on him" kind of flatulence. I eat super clean, no wheat, no processed food, no fast food. Fighting this bitch, though, has got my bowels in a tectonic shift. A shift so massive that today I nasally assaulted a hottie at the gym. I'm on the treadmill grinding out my cardio and 10 minutes in a 7 face/9 body mounts the treadmill next to mine since it was the only one open at the time. I'm married so I really don't care, give her the nonchalant nod and soldier on. Ten minutes later, iPod streaming, ESPN on the little TV…I feel it coming on. I'm drenched in sweat, 40 minutes to go, trying my best to hold this thing in. Last thing I want to do is shart myself in the gym…I'm wearing shorts, got the visual? Well, I try the one cheek sneak, and it works, a little. But trying to deliver this volume of putrid gas 25ml at a time isn't going to happen. But, I can't go full auto or everyone's going to the E.R. Over the course of the next 15 minutes I delivered a steady stream of putrefaction rivaled only by Fat Bastard. Since the treadmill next to our heroine is now empty, it's obvious that I'm the source. I couldn't blame it on her, she knows…she knows. Alas, their is a limit to her nasal capacity. She gets off her treadmill and GOES DIRECTLY to a now empty one at the end of the line! No fake trip to the can, fake phone call or fake stretching! I was so proud and ashamed at the same time. Guess i need to dye my hair now. But how do you dye a bald spot?
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' I can't even get girls to look at me anymore. Good job!
That's freaking hilarious bro! I remember the gas, in fact I kept it till about day 200. I also eat healthy no fast food, wheat, processed foods! Thanks for sharing that funny event with us! Rock on!
'crackup' 'crackup' This happened to me once in gym class when I was in 8th grade. I held it in all day but then it was time to run laps (indoor gym) and it came out with each step like I was trying to keep a beat! The whole damn class was laughing too hard to run, me included!
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Quit Date 7/12/13 HOF Date 10/19/13
My HOF Speech
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razd611
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Jan 28 2014, 06:55 PM
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- Erussell
- Jan 28, 2014, 3:22 pm
- rdad
- Jan 28, 2014, 3:06 pm
- slug.go
- Jan 28, 2014, 1:03 pm
Just had to share this…Since my quit began I've had the absolute foulest gas of my life. The "If I had a dog, I wouldn't blame this on him" kind of flatulence. I eat super clean, no wheat, no processed food, no fast food. Fighting this bitch, though, has got my bowels in a tectonic shift. A shift so massive that today I nasally assaulted a hottie at the gym. I'm on the treadmill grinding out my cardio and 10 minutes in a 7 face/9 body mounts the treadmill next to mine since it was the only one open at the time. I'm married so I really don't care, give her the nonchalant nod and soldier on. Ten minutes later, iPod streaming, ESPN on the little TV…I feel it coming on. I'm drenched in sweat, 40 minutes to go, trying my best to hold this thing in. Last thing I want to do is shart myself in the gym…I'm wearing shorts, got the visual? Well, I try the one cheek sneak, and it works, a little. But trying to deliver this volume of putrid gas 25ml at a time isn't going to happen. But, I can't go full auto or everyone's going to the E.R. Over the course of the next 15 minutes I delivered a steady stream of putrefaction rivaled only by Fat Bastard. Since the treadmill next to our heroine is now empty, it's obvious that I'm the source. I couldn't blame it on her, she knows…she knows. Alas, their is a limit to her nasal capacity. She gets off her treadmill and GOES DIRECTLY to a now empty one at the end of the line! No fake trip to the can, fake phone call or fake stretching! I was so proud and ashamed at the same time. Guess i need to dye my hair now. But how do you dye a bald spot?
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' I can't even get girls to look at me anymore. Good job!
That's freaking hilarious bro! I remember the gas, in fact I kept it till about day 200. I also eat healthy no fast food, wheat, processed foods! Thanks for sharing that funny event with us! Rock on!
Throw a daily banana, apple and some blueberries into your daily diet if you really want to clear the whole gym.
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Winter Green
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Jan 28 2014, 07:12 PM
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- rdad
- Jan 28, 2014, 3:06 pm
- slug.go
- Jan 28, 2014, 1:03 pm
Just had to share this…Since my quit began I've had the absolute foulest gas of my life. The "If I had a dog, I wouldn't blame this on him" kind of flatulence. I eat super clean, no wheat, no processed food, no fast food. Fighting this bitch, though, has got my bowels in a tectonic shift. A shift so massive that today I nasally assaulted a hottie at the gym. I'm on the treadmill grinding out my cardio and 10 minutes in a 7 face/9 body mounts the treadmill next to mine since it was the only one open at the time. I'm married so I really don't care, give her the nonchalant nod and soldier on. Ten minutes later, iPod streaming, ESPN on the little TV…I feel it coming on. I'm drenched in sweat, 40 minutes to go, trying my best to hold this thing in. Last thing I want to do is shart myself in the gym…I'm wearing shorts, got the visual? Well, I try the one cheek sneak, and it works, a little. But trying to deliver this volume of putrid gas 25ml at a time isn't going to happen. But, I can't go full auto or everyone's going to the E.R. Over the course of the next 15 minutes I delivered a steady stream of putrefaction rivaled only by Fat Bastard. Since the treadmill next to our heroine is now empty, it's obvious that I'm the source. I couldn't blame it on her, she knows…she knows. Alas, their is a limit to her nasal capacity. She gets off her treadmill and GOES DIRECTLY to a now empty one at the end of the line! No fake trip to the can, fake phone call or fake stretching! I was so proud and ashamed at the same time. Guess i need to dye my hair now. But how do you dye a bald spot?
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' I can't even get girls to look at me anymore. Good job!
That's freaking hilarious bro! I remember the gas, in fact I kept it till about day 200. I also eat healthy no fast food, wheat, processed foods! Thanks for sharing that funny event with us! Rock on!
Fucking hilarious. 'crackup'
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Emulator
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Jan 28 2014, 08:45 PM
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- Jan 28, 2014, 3:06 pm
- slug.go
- Jan 28, 2014, 1:03 pm
Just had to share this…Since my quit began I've had the absolute foulest gas of my life. The "If I had a dog, I wouldn't blame this on him" kind of flatulence. I eat super clean, no wheat, no processed food, no fast food. Fighting this bitch, though, has got my bowels in a tectonic shift. A shift so massive that today I nasally assaulted a hottie at the gym. I'm on the treadmill grinding out my cardio and 10 minutes in a 7 face/9 body mounts the treadmill next to mine since it was the only one open at the time. I'm married so I really don't care, give her the nonchalant nod and soldier on. Ten minutes later, iPod streaming, ESPN on the little TV…I feel it coming on. I'm drenched in sweat, 40 minutes to go, trying my best to hold this thing in. Last thing I want to do is shart myself in the gym…I'm wearing shorts, got the visual? Well, I try the one cheek sneak, and it works, a little. But trying to deliver this volume of putrid gas 25ml at a time isn't going to happen. But, I can't go full auto or everyone's going to the E.R. Over the course of the next 15 minutes I delivered a steady stream of putrefaction rivaled only by Fat Bastard. Since the treadmill next to our heroine is now empty, it's obvious that I'm the source. I couldn't blame it on her, she knows…she knows. Alas, their is a limit to her nasal capacity. She gets off her treadmill and GOES DIRECTLY to a now empty one at the end of the line! No fake trip to the can, fake phone call or fake stretching! I was so proud and ashamed at the same time. Guess i need to dye my hair now. But how do you dye a bald spot?
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' I can't even get girls to look at me anymore. Good job!
That's freaking hilarious bro! I remember the gas, in fact I kept it till about day 200. I also eat healthy no fast food, wheat, processed foods! Thanks for sharing that funny event with us! Rock on!
Fucking hilarious. 'crackup'
Thanks sluggo... That story is burnt in my memory now. Funny thing is.. I would have played it the same way ......... Man gotta do what man gotta do..The rest of the world can try and understand.. or not
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D-Day 1/1/14 HOF 4/10/2014 2nd Floor July 19, 2014 3rd Floor October 27, 2014
My HoF Speech: http://forum.killthecan.org/topic/10229741/1/#new https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000243565739
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Jan 28 2014, 08:50 PM
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- slug.go
- Jan 28, 2014, 1:03 pm
Just had to share this…Since my quit began I've had the absolute foulest gas of my life. The "If I had a dog, I wouldn't blame this on him" kind of flatulence. I eat super clean, no wheat, no processed food, no fast food. Fighting this bitch, though, has got my bowels in a tectonic shift. A shift so massive that today I nasally assaulted a hottie at the gym. I'm on the treadmill grinding out my cardio and 10 minutes in a 7 face/9 body mounts the treadmill next to mine since it was the only one open at the time. I'm married so I really don't care, give her the nonchalant nod and soldier on. Ten minutes later, iPod streaming, ESPN on the little TV…I feel it coming on. I'm drenched in sweat, 40 minutes to go, trying my best to hold this thing in. Last thing I want to do is shart myself in the gym…I'm wearing shorts, got the visual? Well, I try the one cheek sneak, and it works, a little. But trying to deliver this volume of putrid gas 25ml at a time isn't going to happen. But, I can't go full auto or everyone's going to the E.R. Over the course of the next 15 minutes I delivered a steady stream of putrefaction rivaled only by Fat Bastard. Since the treadmill next to our heroine is now empty, it's obvious that I'm the source. I couldn't blame it on her, she knows…she knows. Alas, their is a limit to her nasal capacity. She gets off her treadmill and GOES DIRECTLY to a now empty one at the end of the line! No fake trip to the can, fake phone call or fake stretching! I was so proud and ashamed at the same time. Guess i need to dye my hair now. But how do you dye a bald spot?
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' I can't even get girls to look at me anymore. Good job!
That's freaking hilarious bro! I remember the gas, in fact I kept it till about day 200. I also eat healthy no fast food, wheat, processed foods! Thanks for sharing that funny event with us! Rock on!
Fucking hilarious. 'crackup'
Thanks sluggo... That story is burnt in my memory now. Funny thing is.. I would have played it the same way ......... Man gotta do what man gotta do..The rest of the world can try and understand.. or not
I eat healthy too; however, I find the rancid gas useful since I fly Southwest most of the time. It is amazing how much room you can gain my dropping that kind of ass in a plane seat during boarding.
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"If you want to quit then stop talking and just QUIT. If you want to kill yourself a bullet is cheaper and faster than a tin, plus it eliminates my hearing you whine and cry like a bitch."
Best thing I have read on KTC...Submitted by tgafish on 7/3/14
Former Skoal Straight and Cope Longcut user that started at the age of 12. QUIT on 7/15/13
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slug.go
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Jan 28 2014, 09:00 PM
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Two quit days behind Mr. Horny
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- Erussell
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- rdad
- Jan 28, 2014, 3:06 pm
- slug.go
- Jan 28, 2014, 1:03 pm
Just had to share this…Since my quit began I've had the absolute foulest gas of my life. The "If I had a dog, I wouldn't blame this on him" kind of flatulence. I eat super clean, no wheat, no processed food, no fast food. Fighting this bitch, though, has got my bowels in a tectonic shift. A shift so massive that today I nasally assaulted a hottie at the gym. I'm on the treadmill grinding out my cardio and 10 minutes in a 7 face/9 body mounts the treadmill next to mine since it was the only one open at the time. I'm married so I really don't care, give her the nonchalant nod and soldier on. Ten minutes later, iPod streaming, ESPN on the little TV…I feel it coming on. I'm drenched in sweat, 40 minutes to go, trying my best to hold this thing in. Last thing I want to do is shart myself in the gym…I'm wearing shorts, got the visual? Well, I try the one cheek sneak, and it works, a little. But trying to deliver this volume of putrid gas 25ml at a time isn't going to happen. But, I can't go full auto or everyone's going to the E.R. Over the course of the next 15 minutes I delivered a steady stream of putrefaction rivaled only by Fat Bastard. Since the treadmill next to our heroine is now empty, it's obvious that I'm the source. I couldn't blame it on her, she knows…she knows. Alas, their is a limit to her nasal capacity. She gets off her treadmill and GOES DIRECTLY to a now empty one at the end of the line! No fake trip to the can, fake phone call or fake stretching! I was so proud and ashamed at the same time. Guess i need to dye my hair now. But how do you dye a bald spot?
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' I can't even get girls to look at me anymore. Good job!
That's freaking hilarious bro! I remember the gas, in fact I kept it till about day 200. I also eat healthy no fast food, wheat, processed foods! Thanks for sharing that funny event with us! Rock on!
Fucking hilarious. 'crackup'
Thanks sluggo... That story is burnt in my memory now. Funny thing is.. I would have played it the same way ......... Man gotta do what man gotta do..The rest of the world can try and understand.. or not
200 days? 200 days? Hell, I'm going to move down wind of either a paper mill or a hog slaughtering facility. I almost had to put on my NBC warfare gear and break out the atropine. I know most of us are proud of their 'scent', but this was just fucking ridiculous. It was so powerful, the smell morphed into a taste. Probably have to pay for a new paint job at the gym. Pinched, I have friends who fly for SWA, I'll alert them. Does TSA know?
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Jan 28 2014, 09:11 PM
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- slug.go
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- Erussell
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- rdad
- Jan 28, 2014, 3:06 pm
- slug.go
- Jan 28, 2014, 1:03 pm
Just had to share this…Since my quit began I've had the absolute foulest gas of my life. The "If I had a dog, I wouldn't blame this on him" kind of flatulence. I eat super clean, no wheat, no processed food, no fast food. Fighting this bitch, though, has got my bowels in a tectonic shift. A shift so massive that today I nasally assaulted a hottie at the gym. I'm on the treadmill grinding out my cardio and 10 minutes in a 7 face/9 body mounts the treadmill next to mine since it was the only one open at the time. I'm married so I really don't care, give her the nonchalant nod and soldier on. Ten minutes later, iPod streaming, ESPN on the little TV…I feel it coming on. I'm drenched in sweat, 40 minutes to go, trying my best to hold this thing in. Last thing I want to do is shart myself in the gym…I'm wearing shorts, got the visual? Well, I try the one cheek sneak, and it works, a little. But trying to deliver this volume of putrid gas 25ml at a time isn't going to happen. But, I can't go full auto or everyone's going to the E.R. Over the course of the next 15 minutes I delivered a steady stream of putrefaction rivaled only by Fat Bastard. Since the treadmill next to our heroine is now empty, it's obvious that I'm the source. I couldn't blame it on her, she knows…she knows. Alas, their is a limit to her nasal capacity. She gets off her treadmill and GOES DIRECTLY to a now empty one at the end of the line! No fake trip to the can, fake phone call or fake stretching! I was so proud and ashamed at the same time. Guess i need to dye my hair now. But how do you dye a bald spot?
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' I can't even get girls to look at me anymore. Good job!
That's freaking hilarious bro! I remember the gas, in fact I kept it till about day 200. I also eat healthy no fast food, wheat, processed foods! Thanks for sharing that funny event with us! Rock on!
Fucking hilarious. 'crackup'
Thanks sluggo... That story is burnt in my memory now. Funny thing is.. I would have played it the same way ......... Man gotta do what man gotta do..The rest of the world can try and understand.. or not 200 days? 200 days? Hell, I'm going to move down wind of either a paper mill or a hog slaughtering facility. I almost had to put on my NBC warfare gear and break out the atropine. I know most of us are proud of their 'scent', but this was just fucking ridiculous. It was so powerful, the smell morphed into a taste. Probably have to pay for a new paint job at the gym. Pinched, I have friends who fly for SWA, I'll alert them. Does TSA know?
Easy slug go - I only had it for a couple days. But one thing for sure ...twas hell from whence it came,of that I'm certain...
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ODAAT NAFAR QFL
D-Day 1/1/14 HOF 4/10/2014 2nd Floor July 19, 2014 3rd Floor October 27, 2014
My HoF Speech: http://forum.killthecan.org/topic/10229741/1/#new https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000243565739
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Jan 29 2014, 02:00 PM
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- slug.go
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- Erussell
- Jan 28, 2014, 3:22 pm
- rdad
- Jan 28, 2014, 3:06 pm
- slug.go
- Jan 28, 2014, 1:03 pm
Just had to share this…Since my quit began I've had the absolute foulest gas of my life. The "If I had a dog, I wouldn't blame this on him" kind of flatulence. I eat super clean, no wheat, no processed food, no fast food. Fighting this bitch, though, has got my bowels in a tectonic shift. A shift so massive that today I nasally assaulted a hottie at the gym. I'm on the treadmill grinding out my cardio and 10 minutes in a 7 face/9 body mounts the treadmill next to mine since it was the only one open at the time. I'm married so I really don't care, give her the nonchalant nod and soldier on. Ten minutes later, iPod streaming, ESPN on the little TV…I feel it coming on. I'm drenched in sweat, 40 minutes to go, trying my best to hold this thing in. Last thing I want to do is shart myself in the gym…I'm wearing shorts, got the visual? Well, I try the one cheek sneak, and it works, a little. But trying to deliver this volume of putrid gas 25ml at a time isn't going to happen. But, I can't go full auto or everyone's going to the E.R. Over the course of the next 15 minutes I delivered a steady stream of putrefaction rivaled only by Fat Bastard. Since the treadmill next to our heroine is now empty, it's obvious that I'm the source. I couldn't blame it on her, she knows…she knows. Alas, their is a limit to her nasal capacity. She gets off her treadmill and GOES DIRECTLY to a now empty one at the end of the line! No fake trip to the can, fake phone call or fake stretching! I was so proud and ashamed at the same time. Guess i need to dye my hair now. But how do you dye a bald spot?
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' I can't even get girls to look at me anymore. Good job!
That's freaking hilarious bro! I remember the gas, in fact I kept it till about day 200. I also eat healthy no fast food, wheat, processed foods! Thanks for sharing that funny event with us! Rock on!
Fucking hilarious. 'crackup'
Thanks sluggo... That story is burnt in my memory now. Funny thing is.. I would have played it the same way ......... Man gotta do what man gotta do..The rest of the world can try and understand.. or not 200 days? 200 days? Hell, I'm going to move down wind of either a paper mill or a hog slaughtering facility. I almost had to put on my NBC warfare gear and break out the atropine. I know most of us are proud of their 'scent', but this was just fucking ridiculous. It was so powerful, the smell morphed into a taste. Probably have to pay for a new paint job at the gym. Pinched, I have friends who fly for SWA, I'll alert them. Does TSA know?
Easy slug go - I only had it for a couple days. But one thing for sure ...twas hell from whence it came,of that I'm certain...
This is one of the greatest fart stories ever!
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Free from dog shit! 
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Jan 30 2014, 04:52 PM
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Hey Sluggo how's your quit going? be sure to get a weekend plan in place. Nice job so far, way to be involved. post role and live up to your word, and build out your network.
I see a lot of me in your intro, so I'm glad to provide support if there is any way I can help!
Keep it going!
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Took my freedom back October 23, 2013.
Here's an article that taught me a lot and made me hate the addiction: Nicotine Addiction 101-- newer quitters check it out-- and vets do it too, to breathe new life into your quit!
24 Quitters I have met: Ihatecope, >Pinched<, T-Cell, grizzlyhasclaws, Canvasback, BaseballPlayer, Cbird65, ERDVM, BradleyGuy, Ted, Zeno, AppleJack, Bronc, Knockout, MookieBlaylock, Rdad, 2mch2lv4, MN_Ben, Natro, Lippizaner, Amquash, ChristopherJ, GDubya, Mogul. Each one was a real honor and continues to fortify my resolve to stay QUIT!
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Jan 30 2014, 05:30 PM
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Two quit days behind Mr. Horny
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Thanks for asking. I'm doing good. Kind of waiting to be sucker punched. Haven't had any 'OH FUCK' cravings, just mildly annoying and short-lived ones. I do step into the garage where I used to hide my dip and absent-mindedly think I'm going for a dip when in reality I'm going for firewood. That kind of gives me a chuckle. Fake chew, gum and jerky are my new Three Amigos. Weekend plan is in place, I really don't know anyone else who still dips, so I doubt I'll see anything. Good DU party saturday on E. Shore, then DA GAME Sunday when Denver bitch slaps the Seafags. I'll be home with the family for that, should be easy peasy. Have about a dozen digits in case of emergency. Of course I'll be posting, too. I am one quitting MF. ODAAT!
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Donate to the 'FREE Lipi and TW' Legal Defense Fund and Blissful Krusty agrees with me. WWJGD? I never finish anyth I put the laughter in manslaughter
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Jan 30 2014, 08:06 PM
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You are winning! Keep calm and quit on.
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I could quit all by myself if I was stranded on an island without any nicotine...
Quitting the KTC way: Learn it, Live it; LOVE it!
"The poison sucks. I hate it. I hated it this morning, I hated it at noon, I hated it at supper and I hate it tonight. I enjoy hating it so much I'm going to wake up tomorrow and start over hating it. I quit with anyone that wants to hate it with me." srans
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Feb 2 2014, 01:59 PM
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10 days down, Weekend success! Stared down a few triggers this weekend and won. Went to Ducks Unlimited Oyster Roast, great party every year, a friend of mine is the host. Had couple beers, lots of dippers there but I had my SM and didn't even get a crave watching all those subtle and not so subtle cancer eaters. Then spent the rest of Saturday at the beach house, alone. Would have been oh so easy to score a can of Cope and enjoy it on the front porch with a nice cocktail. I had to stop for gas at a C. store, didn't even cross my mind until I was leaving that I could go in and get some dip. But , I didn't, first time I've been there dip-free. Pinged around, made some minor repairs, watched a movie and got a great night's sleep Family friends coming over to watch SB tonight, shouldn't be a problem, SM is doing the trick for me, so far. Snow is melting, I'm going for a motorcycle ride and for the first time in a long time, I won't have a dip in! KTC has been there for me all the way, loving it! To all my May brothers that sent out the 'keep the faith' texts over the last couple days, I quit with you every day, one day at a time!
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Donate to the 'FREE Lipi and TW' Legal Defense Fund and Blissful Krusty agrees with me. WWJGD? I never finish anyth I put the laughter in manslaughter
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