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Fake Chew Recipe
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2018, 11:43:53 PM »
I have found several simple concoctions that alleviate the stress from the absence of a pinch between the cheek and gums.

3 mint or spearmint tea bags opened up
3 kale stems finely chopped as a "base"
1 teaspoon of white pepper
1 teaspoon of Cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon of black pepper
1 tablespoon of semi crusher whole cloves with a mortar and pestle
1 tablespoon of fresh crushed ginger
I crushed up several multivitamins and Advil with a mortar and pestle
Alternates include: coffee grounds, sriracha, cinnamon, shredded carrots, beef jerky and caffeinated tea.

I find that the pepper gives the needed "kick".  The cloves give a needed "numbing effect".  the kale makes a great consistency that creates a great pinch.

I play with the quantities to give me the consistency of chew.

This recipe is my 7th attempt and has been my best blend.  Good luck on this challenging task.  Please try this out and add any suggestions you find!!