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« Reply #125 on: September 23, 2018, 08:40:36 AM »
Posted: 17 Jun 2015, 14:20

hay man you guys i gotta tell you i am pissed and heres why.

the other day i dissided i need some new pants for work. like the kackys. so i went out shoppin. and let me tell you all i see is these pants with the flat fronts. now man in old dromes mind the only pants what shood have flat fronts are the blue jeans. kackys and dress pants like that shood have the pleets. but some hows i cant find a dam pair a pants with the pleets that i wood ware. hell i bot 2 soots and cood not get pleets in my pants.

now i got these new kackys what are flat and i cant put my wallit in the front pocket no more. and my keys to. now i can put my wallit in the back and have it throw out my spine but what the fuck am i sposed to do with my keys? its fuckin bull shit i tell you. fuck you pants makers.

and now i here they are goin down the road a skinny pants for kackys. well i tell you rite now that aint gonna fly. i will just be shoppin for the dress kilt. i prolly shood any ways.
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« Reply #124 on: September 23, 2018, 08:39:49 AM »
Posted: 31 Mar 2015, 18:10

ok man you guys now that thats out a the way i wanna tell you guys my butt cam story. it aint funny. but man if your gettin old like old drome your gonna get yers one day. and just like old drome wants to help you no whats comin in your quit, well old drome wants you to no what life brings.

now the colinoscapy... that thing ware they stick that cam up your behind to check our your innner parts. well im just gonna call it buttcam cuz its shorter.

any ways sinse i just hit 50 not long ago my doc says, 'drome its time you got your buttcam done. now heres a guy who does a good job. you just call him up and he will take good care a you.' well cuz i plan on livin a good long time i make a pointmint with the buttcam doc. well the first thing that dint go rite is i set it up to be april 7th. is today april 7th? no its fuggin march 31. evin tho i made my pointmint for april 7 when they sent me the list a stuff i needed to do and buy it said do this for your pointment on march 31. well man i call them up and say it must be a misstake cuz im on for april 7. 'oh, no mr. drome. the doc is out of town that week. we don't no how you cood a got a pointmint on april 7.' well any ways i got stuck with the pointmint on march 31. so i tell the boss man im gettin my butt checked out a week erly and hes good with it.

now some a you mite no that it just aint a 1 day afair. oh no. the day afore you dont get to eat nothin. and no milk eether. then in the afternoon time you start cleenin the pipes. now bout 15 years ago a buddy a mine had to drink some nasty perscripshun stuff and man he was strait to the crapper for the next 12 hours. mrs drome is my old bat. she all reddy had it done a cuppel a years ago. and she got some crappy tastin perscripshun stuff to. no they sent me a list a over the counter shit to pick up. ducalax pills (4 doses) some powder shit mixed up with gaterade (14 doses in 2 hours!) and some gawd aweful shit like sodeum sitrate i downed a hole bottel of at 10 pm at nite. now that shit made me near toss my cookies. well i spent most a the time atween 6 pm at nite and 1 am in the mornin on the crapper. and by about 10 pm i was just peein out a my butt.

now heres some thing you dont no bout old drome. drome dont like drugs. and he reely dont like anasteesia. so i did my googel reserch and found out i dont need to get nocked out for this. so i call um up and say 'hay you guys are cool with me not gettin nocked out for this rite?' then i lissined for 15 minits wile they splained how good the drug were and i reely shood get um but they wood mark my file sayin no drugs.

so i get there nice and erly like they asked me to well erly bein a hour afore my pointmint time. it was still haff way thru my day. and i say to the front counter girl. 'we are good with no drugs, rite?' she looks at me funny but says it aint her job. so after a short wait i get sent to my room to get one a them nice gowns on. backwerds of course.

first nurse comes in. i need to put your iv in. 'whats the iv for' i ask. 'for fluids and the drugs' 'but i aint gettin drugs' she aint sure what to do and leaves.

seckind nurse comes in. she wants me to sine stuff. this ones for sergery. this ones for drugs. 'i aint gettin drugs so i wont sine that one.' and i dint.

now there all flusterd up. next thing you no i got 3 nurses tryin to tell me i need these drugs. there good drugs. you will be so happy drugs. look i dont want drugs. whats the big fuggin stink?

next the drug guy... anasteesiolagist... comes in. he says 'no drugs?' i say 'not intrested' and he was like 'i will talk to the doc. reely all they do is relax you so he can go faster. they aint reely nessassary.' cool then he says 'how bout we do this... the nurse anasteesitist will be there any ways so if you need drugs you let her no.' 'fine but i aint takin drugs' so now i gots to sine the sheet i woodnt sine afore but we all agree i gotta ask for um.

finely the doc comes in. 'no drugs?' he says. 'nope ' 'no big deal. i have done some with no drugs.'

then like 15 minits later i get wheeled down the hall. and in the scope goes. now its not all painless. but mostly its just preshure. like gas. there were maybe like 2 times it was that cramp you get from tryin to hold a fart in for like 20 minits wile your in a meeting with the big big big boss man. but insted of lastin for hours it was only a seckind or 2 each. and man cuz i was awake i got to watch the thing live on the screen. and the doc was doin play by play. thats some thing you just dont get when you get nocked out! any ways goin in was pritty fast and they did all the lookin on the pullin back part. now he did find a littel bitty pollip on the way out and i got to see him loop it up and cut it rite off. and on acount a theres no nerves in there i dint feel a thing. so he says the gotta send that in and see what kind it is and he wood let me no if i hafta come back in 3 or 5 or 10 years. the rest a the pull out was pritty rootine until the end. cuz i gess i got some a the hemeroids to and he wanted to look the cam back round to look at um from the insides. man i was in and out in less than 10 minits. and cuz i dint do the drugs i got back to my room, farted a few times for um, got dressed and left. the guy what went afore me was prolly still there anuther cuppel a hours. and they told him 'dont drive' but cuz i dint do drugs i was good to drive home.

and next time i dont hafta fite bout the drugs.

i got like 5 littel picstures. i gotta scan um. if any buddy wants to see what you been missin.
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« Reply #123 on: September 23, 2018, 08:38:49 AM »
Posted: 31 Mar 2015, 17:24

first off afore i go in to my buttcam story i wanna let all you new guys no this. ha ha your reely funny postin day 1 on april fools day. only your not. so don't do it.
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« Reply #122 on: September 23, 2018, 08:38:05 AM »
Posted: 24 Feb 2015, 06:57

now man some a you guys mite no i got a kid in the collige. and if you dint no that now you do. any ways i was down visitin the other day and we were in one a the dinin halls they got. and they were playin the musick reel low but i cood here it. well now it wasnt this new crap what gets past off as musick. it was old. like doors old. i mean doors was old when i was at the collige. but man it wasnt the standerd fair of old timer musick. now if some buddy asked you what the radio plays from that 1975 arrowsmith classick 'toys in the attic' you wood say what? egsacktly. 'sweet amoshun'. but not this place. nope. they were playin 'adams appel'. i dont think i ever rememember herin that on the radio unless it was on one a my 8 track tapes back in the day.

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« Reply #121 on: September 23, 2018, 08:36:57 AM »
Posted: 27 Jan 2015, 09:10

zomg!!! storm of the sentry... of the year... so far. central park berryed under 6 inchs of snow!!! is evry buddy in the north east dead yet? yah. pritty much thot not. now im pritty sure some peepel got a lot a snow. and by a lot i mean 'no ware near what buffalo got, and not evin haff a what the wether dudes said, but more then they no what to do with cuz there a bunch of pussys when it comes to snow.'

feckin sick of this cry wolf shit. how many canselled flites didnt need to be canselled?

see erlyer posts to get my thots on wether dudes.
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« Reply #120 on: September 23, 2018, 08:35:50 AM »
Posted: 22 Jan 2015, 15:17

so man you guys i been thinkin bout all these snot nose punks waht wanna run off and join the isis and how we keep grabbin um at the air ports to keep um from goin. well man heres what i wood do. round um up. get um all togethers and tell um we can get them strait there insted a goin thru turky and what not. take there pass ports so they cant get back in the us of a. give um a parashoot and stick um on some c-130s or evin b-52s and dump um out over syria. good luck kids.
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« Reply #119 on: September 23, 2018, 08:34:31 AM »
Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 13:14

hay man you guys we got any scotch drinkers out there. man may be some buddy otta find mule for this to. any ways i wanna no what you drink. now man i like that glen livit stuff but not the glen fidddich stuff. the only blended stuff i ever tryed is like dewers and may be that j&b. but i all most picked up a bottel of that jonny walker black last time. now i aspect it to be better then the red but man am i gonna be happy goin from a singel malt to a blend evin if its one a the better blends?

and man how comes theres so many guys named glen what make scotch?
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« Reply #118 on: September 23, 2018, 08:33:32 AM »
Posted: 31 Dec 2014, 10:32

hay man you guys i been thinkin bout this for a wile now but man we gotta get together and make kilts a part of any guys ward robe. that includes bizness ware to. i mean its like warin shorts only better cuz the air gets to all the parts better. man its just not fare the chicks can ware skirts but we eether cant or dont ware the kilts. i say we take it back and own it.

only rememember if you ware one to work you gotta mind how you sit aspeshully in the meetins.

and prolly leave the nife at home to.
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« Reply #117 on: September 23, 2018, 08:32:34 AM »
Posted: 22 Dec 2014, 14:11

so man i dont get this at all. my kid started at the collige this year. she had to set up a count on the skool site so as i cood pay the bills. the skool nos whos payin the bills. yet they send her a note waht asks if she wants her tax stuff sent to her elecktrical like. im like what the fuck? ascuse me? i want it sent to me elecktrical like. im payin the bills and im takin it off a my tax bill. and if you want my dam fafsa shit it better be erly in january to.

man one day im gonna go off on the collige costs. fuckin bull shit taht is.
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« Reply #116 on: September 22, 2018, 09:52:34 AM »
so man that gets me thru 6 years. i will add more later. but 400 posts and im still a newbie :crackup:
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« Reply #115 on: September 22, 2018, 09:51:05 AM »
Posted: 12 Nov 2014, 08:00

man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.

some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.

you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
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« Reply #114 on: September 22, 2018, 09:50:15 AM »
Posted: 11 Nov 2014, 15:24

hay man you guys i gotta tell you it aint goin so good on the insanaty thing. i gotta go back to week one. man its hard to get in to that habit when your all fat like me. and man it pisses me off all the more. but man i just found out my old boss just up and had a hart attack and died like that. so man i gotta get back in to takin care of number one cuz man i dont wanna end up like that. leest wise untill im like a hunnert and ten and then i can have a hart attack wile havin sex.

and wile im here id like to say thanks to all the guys and gals what served in defense of america. you guys rock.
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« Reply #113 on: September 22, 2018, 09:49:33 AM »
Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 14:15

hay man uyou guys i just reelized i needed to up date things here cuz its bin a wile.

first off man you mite notiss i got rid a that big brain mouuse and im back to feelin like my old self.

seckind i had kind of a shity summer on a count of first my sump pump quit workin on me and we ended up with a basemint full a water. well the good news is it dint ruin my pool table whats like a 100 years old. and man the carpet dryed out good so we dint need to replace that but man it was still more than a grand to get all the water pumped out and evry thing all dry. and i had to by a new sump pump only this time i got one with a batry back up. and you no what? it dint evin come with a batry. that costs extra. can you beleeve it? man that sounds like a scam to me.

then like a month after that man after that we had a roof malfuncshun and had water runnin into the house. so man i had to get a guy aback out to fix up the roof and man that was like a nuther 600 bucks. so man that killed my traval buget for the pensilvanya meet up. but the good news is he says i got a nuther 10 years or so with the roof i got.

also man i got reely fat the last year. like 30 pounds more than last year fat. so i gotta loose some wate afore i evin try to get back to runnin and bikin and swimin. any ways i busted out the insanaty disks i got and man i put in the fit test. well let me tell you the warm up tryed to kill me. and that was afore the test started. after the test man i tell you i just bout past out. heres how bad it was. my wife made some bakin and eggs and man i dint want any thing to do with it. and i can tell you rite now i like me some bakin.

any ways man i wanted to get this up there cuz i no we got a new feb groop startin soon and i want to get them started rite.
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« Reply #112 on: September 22, 2018, 09:48:34 AM »
Posted: 05 May 2014, 10:48

hey man you guys 2 things:

1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.

2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
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« Reply #111 on: September 22, 2018, 09:48:02 AM »
Posted: 17 Mar 2014, 08:17

hey man you guys i bet a few of you have noticed my posting on the weekends is down. cuz man i post in a lot of groups but man this time of year is really busy with my kids ice show and i end up tryin' to post from my phone but that's super slow. any ways if i post in your group but go missing on weekends between now and easter it's cuz i'm building lots of props. so if you need to check up on me i will be postin in my feb '09 group. and man once i post up in feb 09 and you see it it won't hurt my feelings if you post for me in your group too.
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