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« Reply #140 on: September 23, 2018, 08:55:07 AM »
Posted: 25 Nov 2015, 07:16
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So if the family makes 0 they get paid $25k of my tax dollars? That's just one of the current problems. Why pay lazy bumbs for not workin?
look man they get that 25k if there a famly of 5 makin 0 or 100k. whos better off? i dont think 5k a year per person is anuff for any buddy to live on but if they can make it work i aint gonna lose sleep. but sinse they can work and still get the money they got more insentive to work then to sit on there ass.
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« Reply #139 on: September 23, 2018, 08:53:11 AM »
Posted: 23 Nov 2015, 14:38
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Why do I get penalized for not having children or not being married?
asks the man what i gess does not no that kids are expensive. and so is a stay at home spouse.

if you got 2 workin peepel it wont matter if there marryed or not unless 1 is makin less then the deduckshun amount. so there reely aint a benafit to bein marryed if both are workin. and reely i gess if you wanna benafit cuz your livin on 1 income insted a 2... well i for one wood rather have 2 incomes.
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« Reply #138 on: September 23, 2018, 08:52:01 AM »
Posted: 23 Nov 2015, 08:35

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Couldn't we just flat tax everybody at 15% and take away the credits?

Maybe put a time limit on welfare, kinda like unemployment?

Keeping the corporate taxes low will help bring work back home for sure.

that's reely kinda what the vat does. only it taxes consumpshun. the credits are reely set up for those at the bottom end ware they reely cant pay taxs on the basics a life like the rich can. well fare goes away. under my taxs theres no insentive to sit on your ass gettin gummint checks.
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« Reply #137 on: September 23, 2018, 08:50:01 AM »
Posted: 21 Nov 2015, 08:43

hay man you guys afore i go on with my king platforms i wanna give a big old 'finger' to delta air lines. now i herd that the air lines were all cuttin back on the size a carry on stuff. so i got there size and went bout messurin all my carry ons what i used in the past. and woodnt you no it. evry fuggin one of um was to big. so i set out to get a new one what fit there new size. i packed it up and went to the air port. now first thing i see is plenty a bags bigger then mine gettin let on the plane as carry on. well then my turn comes up and gess what? they tell me theres no more room for carry ons. and i gotta check mine there at the gate. now in the past when they did this they wood get those bags off at the next air port and put them in that littel run way gettin off the plane. but no. not with delta now. i gotta go to baggige claim to get my bag. fuckers. and its like the last one on that littel belt runnin round baggige claim. then i get it. and one fuggin side is caved in and it looks like some buddy dissided to drag it cross the street on its side. sereously. a new fuggin bag and it looks 20 years old. man i even tweeterd a picksure of it so evry buddy cood see what ass fucks delta is. and man on the way home they were askin for volenteers to have there carry ons checked at the gate. so man i rolled up there and said 'see this brand new bag? yah that happind when you made me gate check it. so no i aint no volenteer.' and walked off.

i dunno. may be its cuz i dint pay them $25 for my bag to fly. but pritty much fuck air lines. speshully you delta. next time i gotta travel for bizniss im takin the train if i can. or im drivin.

ps. dr hydro man when we do that race next fall im drivin down.
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« Reply #136 on: September 23, 2018, 08:49:00 AM »
Posted: 19 Nov 2015, 15:08

and bout that welth tax. buffet and gates and the waltins are gonna be hit up for there fair share what they hold. and so is the old money. most aint paid there fair share along the way. say 15% of your net worth. i will evin be nice and not make um pay taxs on the capital gains on stocks they gotta sell to pay this speshul tax.
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« Reply #135 on: September 23, 2018, 08:48:33 AM »
Posted: 19 Nov 2015, 15:04

How about taxes? Not Texas, taxes.... What's your plan there?

ok man the drome tax codes gonna be reely short. until i work up all the numbers im just gonna ball park it. we gotta have taxes. we gotta pay for shit. the courts. the defense. the roads. the dets your fuggin gummint done run up. dromes taxes come in 3 parts. persinal income tax. corprite income tax. and value added tax. i mite have a speshull 1 time persinal welth tax what mite be payed over like 10 years but only if your persinal welth is over like 50 million bucks.

first man the vat rate is gonna be like 5 to 10%. on evry thing. food. rent. houses. close. doll houses. gi joe with kung fu grip. happy meals.

on income tax man all the write offs are gone. all of um. assept 1 on persinal taxs.
corprite tax rate is 10% on income + 5% on payroll.
persinal tax rate is 20%. on all income. cap gains. divadends. salery. stock opshuns. what ever them hegge fund guys get and hide. this tax is on the income over 20,000 per persin on your return. on top a that you get a credit a 5,000 for evry person on your return.

now lets do some maths.
famly of 4 makin 40k a year. 4x20k is 80k so no taxs and 4x5k credit so you get 20k back as refund. now rememember this here famlys payin 5 to 10% on evry thing as a vat. so they better make it last.

famly of 5 makin 150k
5x20 is 100k so tax is 20% a 50k or 10k. credit is 25k so they get 15k back.

famly of 2 makin 250k
2x20 is 40k so tax is 20% a 210k or 42k. credit is 10k so they pay 32k. man that looks like a lot but if they can hide 50k of there income with tax brakes today, they wood still owe almost 54k.

now part a the reeson we have the credit is so evry buddy has a minamum income. and watch out cuz the wellfare is gettin cut. but if you go out and get a job that minamum income is still there and added to what you make. so it dont pay to sit on your ass.

also there is a speshul for milatary and veterins. if you served this country that 20k deduckshun for you is 200k (but not for the rest a your famly) and active duty gets a 10k credit per persin.

so vet famly of 4 makin 300k - deduckshun is 200+3x20 or 260. tax is 20% of 40k or 8k. credit is 20k so he gets 12k back.

active duty famly of 4 makin 40k - no tax and a refund a 40k.

now the numbers mite be ajusted a bit. but im still givin the milatary benefits on that scale. 10x reguler deduckshun for vets. 2x reguler credit for active.
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« Reply #134 on: September 23, 2018, 08:47:18 AM »
Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 11:10

hay drome... ware to you stand on gay marrige?

well man im glad you asked... you want a legal union? get a free gummint peace a paper and have a j.o.p. do the service. have j.o.p. and witnisses sine it. copy for you copy for the gummint. now your partner is legal. and you got a boner-fide gummint union. gummint aint in the marryin bizniss. its in the legal strucksure bizniss. atween adult peepel. no anamils. no kids.

wanna get marryed in a church? go a head. but it aint a legal union unless you got a j.o.p. and witnisses on your paper for the gummint. if the church wants to give you a nuther peace a paper thats grate. and i dont wanna put churchs out of the marryin bizniss. matter a fact i want to give the term marrige back to the churchs. i think thats a speshul kind of thing. its atween my wife and me and god. her dissidin when to pull the plug is atween my wife and me and the gummint.
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« Reply #133 on: September 23, 2018, 08:47:00 AM »
Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 09:05

teachers and edjucashun.

i like teachers. and good teachers dont get paid anuff. teachers are gonna get a raise. and a pritty big one to. then teachers are gonna loose the 30 years to retiremint and the fuckin huge pensions. wellcome to 401k world. you retire when you can. and tenyears gonna be a thing a the past. do a good job and keep gettin raises. do a shitty job and find a new one. and there gonna pay part of there medical just like the rest of us.

and we gotta get off a this idea that evry buddy needs collige. lets get the trades goin agin. not trade scools chargin money. aprentisship programs. colliges charge a arm and a leg cuz they can. cuz if you cant pay (or wont go in to hock) some buddy else will. if only haff the peepel who go to collige now went tomorow gess what? they wood have to compeete to get you in the door. that means they gotta be cuttin the price. and we dont end up with trillyuns of dollers a studint loan dets that sap the econemy.
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« Reply #132 on: September 23, 2018, 08:46:01 AM »
Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 08:51

now man im gonna deal with these isis terrerists.

first off if your here and supportin them with any thing we will take your finger prints, scan your iriss and take your pass port. in return we will give you a parashoot and a free flite to some wares over the syria desert so you can meeet up with your buddys. if you try to come in to this country agin we will put you on a raft and drag you 500 miles into the ocean. then put holes in the raft.

seckind there are no prisners. if your shootin at our troops aspect to be shot. if you are lucky they will kill you afore they reach you. troops will be aquiped with pig dicks and bacin dildos. one will find its way into eether your mouth or your ass. you will be dragged to the middel of the desert. if you aint dead your arms and legs will be broke. you will be booby trapped so none a your buddys can barry you. the carryon feeders will do the rest. may be we will put out web cams so your buddys can see how much fun your havin.
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« Reply #131 on: September 23, 2018, 08:45:22 AM »
Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 08:38

hay man you guys i said afore that i wood not run for presadent and i mean it... cuz a presadents gotta deal with congriss critters. i wood run for king if we disside thats whats needed. and man i woodnt be a king to get rich and all the girls i cood want eether. i wood be a good king. i wood evin keep the courts. so just so you no what this countrys missin out on i am gonna start solvin the problums rite here.

first up is some thing whats been in the news here lately. thats them fucks what get off shinin lazers in to air planes and hellacopters. you no what they do today? probashun mostly. dromes solushun: 5 years hard laber some place is rurel texas. on odd days you lay down miles a rail road track. on evin days you take it back up. sun up to sun down. rain or shine. put it on the web with some a those web cams so as any buddy what thinks shinin lazers wood be funny can see what happins when your cot. seckind time you do it we just fuggin blind you with lazers and leave you in the middel of the desert so you can feed the buzzerds.
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« Reply #130 on: September 23, 2018, 08:44:40 AM »
Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 08:23

7 fuggin years quit. didja no that?

now asides all the money i saved on not byin dip i figger i saved near $5000 on the helth insurinse.
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« Reply #129 on: September 23, 2018, 08:43:33 AM »
Posted: 10 Nov 2015, 15:31

you no what we reely need here? one a those emoji things what has all them 'share' buttins you find out there on the interwebs. you no the face book, tweeter, and all them other things. i dont want it linked to any thing. i just wanna use it on all these fuckers what think they can get away with statis updates.
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« Reply #128 on: September 23, 2018, 08:42:57 AM »
Posted: 10 Nov 2015, 07:33

hay man you guys did you no that 40 years ago today the lake they call gicha goomy took down the edmund fitzgereld?

and man to this day that gordin litefoot song bout it gives me the willys.
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« Reply #127 on: September 23, 2018, 08:42:11 AM »
Posted: 16 Sep 2015, 19:13

so man thersday i ern the black chip and in honer a that i'm lookin to add to my reguler postin groops. now if you want drome to be part a your roll call i aspect you to be part a my roll call to. so head on over to feb 09 and post up and let me no your groop. i got some reely solid guys postin up with me but i all ways want more.

i aspect im gonna make some changes soon cuz the rest a feb 09 musta lost there ids and pass words or some thing. but in any case the winnabego is stayin!
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« Reply #126 on: September 23, 2018, 08:41:27 AM »
Posted: 15 Jul 2015, 07:07

so man you guys i was asked the other day why i dont like the statis up dates. well let me ask you this. if a guy what aint posted up for like 6 months then just pops in and says 'im still quit' how the fuck has that helped my quit? i mean good for you and all that shit but if i needed to call wood you evin anser? did you no one a your brothers just posted a day 1 2 months ago? do you evin care? for all i no you got bored surfin the interwebs and said hay man i shood go over to ktc. why shood i give a dam? want me to care? post reguler like. onse or twise a week for a few months. then i cood care. but a evry 6 month statis update? go by your self a fuckin ribbin.
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